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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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