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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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