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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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