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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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