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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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