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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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