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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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