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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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