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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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