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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

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It left him cents-less.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

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He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

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A vet vet.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

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She saw stars.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

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Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

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XS

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

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Reign, dear.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

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Aunty Pasto.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

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He felt on top of the world.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

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They were her watch dogs.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

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Oh, well.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

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Im-patient.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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