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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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