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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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