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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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