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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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