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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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