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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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