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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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