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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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