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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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