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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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