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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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