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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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