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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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