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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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