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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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