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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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