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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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