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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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