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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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