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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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