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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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