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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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