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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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