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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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