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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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