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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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