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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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