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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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