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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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