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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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