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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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