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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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