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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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