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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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