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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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