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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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