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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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