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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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