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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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