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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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