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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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