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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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