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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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