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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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