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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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