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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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