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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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