What gets wetter the more it dries.
Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?
What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?
What happened to the magician driving down the street?
What did the lawyer wear to work?
Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?
What has a head and a tail but no body?
Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?