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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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