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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

972

Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

963

What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969

What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

967

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

979

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990