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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

966

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

967

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

993

When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

989

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

971

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

979

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

962

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996