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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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