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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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