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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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