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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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