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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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