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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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